![]() ![]() If her mom weren't such an action-heroine badass, Maggie might have been clawed to death by a baby vamp. How is Maggie-home-schooled, unfashionable, and often covered in ecto-supposed to find what she calls The Sex? An attempt at (hilariously, depressingly) realistic drunken-party sex with a beer-swilling bro fails, leaving Maggie still vulnerable to rampaging bloodsuckers. Young vampires go into a frenzy when they smell virgin blood, so Mom won't let her near a vampire until she gets herself deflowered. Maggie desperately wants to become a federally registered journeyman, legally able to hunt vampires, but there's one catch: she needs to lose her virginity first. With her foulmouthed mom, Maggie travels around Massachusetts as an exterminator of things that go bump in the night-or at least those that endanger regular humans. Seventeen-year-old Maggie is training to hunt monsters. An apprentice monster hunter will never be promoted if she doesn't get her freak on. ![]()
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